| Your Insatiable Chick Will Be Full Of Pleasure |
[Jun. 15th, 2009|02:50 pm] |
Some time past, my company switched email programs and providers, and ever since I get a daily report of the spam the system filtered out. For quite some time, the spammers seemed to be making unfortunate assumptions about my private life. Amused, I collected some of the better spam titles, meaning to share them at some point. More recently, all of the spam has offered me watches, and occasionally software, which is nowhere as entertaining. This morning, however, I received such inventively titled spam that I had to share.
Some of the titles in the past, cut and pasted for full effect, have been:
Hold the confidence in your palm, wear it in your pants.
A big tool will open a lock to any woman's heart.
Does 8 incches Enough 4 U
Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure
Never disappoint her again!
Last chance to supercharge your performance
Increase your size and stamina.
Intercourse
You can increase the time of your act
Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
Feel your tool grow in just one week.
And
It is more. Thicker. Longer. More long.
But, today, came a message I nearly opened, not in thought of answering it, but just to find out where they were going, specifically –
Panties Of Jolie.
I'm thinking it might be just south of the Straits of Hercules, and maybe not, but, you know, "down south" is going to be in it somewhere. |
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All those titles in a row are like a satire of postmodern poetry or something. God. o_O
Just like the George W Bush poem!
Make the pie higher
Make the pie higher
those was some primo spams there, pardner, but they don't beet our favorite: Add 3 inches to your pens!This of course upsets ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.1) fileg terribly as she loves the balance of her Schaeffer Targa and adding inches to it would bollox it up completely.
Yeah, damn, that would throw the whole balance point way off!
And of her pen too.
ba dum-bum.
I have a theory we could make a sort of Zodiac where people's personalities are "described" by what they get the most spam of. (Apparently, I will be the sign "viagra" but possibly with "replica watches" rising.)
This icon (points) was made from the subject line of the best spam I ever got.
This icon is going to keep me from eating lunch! ;)
As I said, all I'm getting now is offers of watches -- three, four messages a day. That puts me in the sign of Chronos, I'd say.
I delicately refer to feminine points "Down South" as "Bermuda."
For many a man has been lost in that little triangle...
*rimshot*
sn sn sn sn sn.
You do realize, of course, that it has that reputation because many, many sailors pass through it...
I don't know about you, but I need all the V!@gra and Ci@lis I can get just to keep up with all these hot Russian ladies who are desperate to meet me!
Goats ?! vere is dese goats ?! =8-)
(with aplogies)
All I seem to get is barnyard pr0n too.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/74853163/15433037) | From: natevw
2009-06-17 03:37 am (UTC)
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It was a movie referance from Alan Arkin in 1962's " ! The Russians Are Coming ! The Russians Are Coming ! " a movie I still like all these years later....
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