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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head: An Adventure In Time [Jun. 25th, 2009|03:33 pm]
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As anyone within broadcast distance of my signal knows, June in Boston has been impressively cool and rainy. I won't gloat – much – but this reminds me of the summer of '68.

The summer of 1968 rained. It rained a lot. I was living in a tent at one side of a hay field at the time, and we got wet. In fact, after a while they started making trips into town (Winchendon) every few days just to run our sleeping bags through dryers.

The tent had no floor. (The floors had long since worn out.) It was on a platform, but if the wall wasn't positioned right that just sluiced rain across the floor and around our moldering possessions. I wore a WWII field jacket (later stolen and sold for cigarettes) most of the summer, often with a garbage bag under it. Sartorially, our theme was "I have mildew where you don't want to know".

That was also the summer of the fires.

First, I think, the Cabin In The Sky went. I remember it as the Fourth of July night. Someone was trying to pour fuel from one Coleman lantern to another – while it was lit – and spilled. Whoops! The log cabin was reduced to a few charred logs. (One friend, looking up at the blaze halfway up the mountain, could only think, "But that was a new nickel bag!" Don't play with matches, kids!)

It made a good story, though, as the road up the mountain was terrible. Usually the only vehicle that could make it up was our Korean War surplus jeep, and that with some maneuvering. One of the maintenance guys – one of the competent ones – actually sort of built the road with a backhoe in front of the fire truck as it went up. It got there, but not really in time to do much.

That got [info]natevw added to my unit; his bunk had been in the destroyed building.

Then – then it got interesting. Someone burned the dining hall down.

Someone – at this late date, I have no idea what his name might have been – decided that country living was no longer for him, broke into the dining hall late one night, upended a trash can onto the stove, lit the stove, and walked away. Destruction was absolute. The only thing left the next morning was the bathroom floor (I imagine the toilet burst and kept it damp), the mainbeam, and the fireplace. Every other scrap of the structure was gone. It so happened that the county line between Cheshire and Hillsborough ran right through the hall, and the story we heard later was that the two country fire departments had a grand fight arguing over whose responsibility and territory it was.

Did I mention that the destruction was complete?

The camp found a small, clapped-out trailer and rigged it as a field kitchen. They built makeshift tables and benches under a jerryrigged tarp. For the rest of the summer, we took all our meals in the open air, huddled away from the rain, feeling as though we were pausing in some disastrous retreat to be issued a meal before moving on. It was great. It was suffused with Romanticism. It was also evident that we did, in fact, have to live like a refugee.

I find it difficult to be concerned over a week or two of anomalous weather, so long as I have a roof that isn't canvas, a bed that isn't damp, and meals that aren't improvised. But, you know, if I were back in ragged soggy BDUs eating A rations in the rain, I bet I could still get an amusing narrative out of it.
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[User Picture]From: [info]firynze
2009-06-25 08:38 pm (UTC)

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Waaaaaait, Cheshire and Hillsborough? Are we talking the WMass hilltowns here?
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-25 08:48 pm (UTC)

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East Rindge, NH, south of Keene.
[User Picture]From: [info]firynze
2009-06-25 08:54 pm (UTC)

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Ah, so same general feel, where you're just waiting to hear banjos in the distance...
[User Picture]From: [info]old_blevins
2009-06-26 10:16 am (UTC)

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Actually the head banjo player worked maintenance at the school. He was the meanest, nastiest redneck I ever came across. He was, as they say, "stump stupid and parson narrow".
Most of us agree that he was an excellent bad example and an integral part of our education.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-26 04:20 pm (UTC)

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Actually, interestingly, for the most part the townies were scared of us.

But, sophisticated, not so much. ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]firynze
2009-06-26 06:07 pm (UTC)

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Heee, townies tend to be scared of the weird smart kids, though...
[User Picture]From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter
2009-06-30 01:55 am (UTC)

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Oh, lawd.

Years ago, like very early '90s, I took a day trip with a friend, leaving from Weston, taking the Mohawk Trail all the way out to New York State, heading north a bit, and then coming home through the southern tiers of Vermont and New Hampshire.

We stopped for dinner at the Ashuelot Diner. "Spaghetti" there was a congealed mess with ketchup on it. Not spaghetti sauce, but ketchup. And store-brand ketchup at that, not even Heinz.

I live in Nashua now. I actually like it up here, as it's much more laid-back and less classist than the Boston area. But I wouldn't make the mistake again of eating dinner in the hinterlands at an unfamiliar restaurant.
[User Picture]From: [info]firynze
2009-06-30 01:57 am (UTC)

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...that sounds about right, yes.

(I've spent the last four years or so living in the Berkshires and southern VT; the "goulash" around here makes me whimper - it's like Hamburger Helper, only without the spice. Think about that for a moment. yeah.)
[User Picture]From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter
2009-06-30 02:00 am (UTC)

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The militant blandness of Middul Amurkin food never fails to astound and terrify me.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-30 08:20 pm (UTC)

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I posted about this, but last year when we drove through actual Muddle America, at each meal I had to argue about not getting gravy with it. Cheeseburger with sauteed onions -- and brown gravy.

In the end, I usually had to settle for "gravy on the side"; they simply couldn't cope with "no gravy".

To make a man my size tired of gravy, you need a lot of gravy.
[User Picture]From: [info]old_blevins
2009-06-26 10:13 am (UTC)

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My father's cousin was on his town's volunteer fire department. One day a barn caught fire that straddled the town line. They settled the jurisdictional dispute by plying fire hoses on each other while the barn burned.
In 71 I lived in a leaky tent where Cabin in the Sky used to be. 71 was also rain-plagued and eventually I just put my wallet in a baggie and resigned myself to being sodden and mildew-ridden.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-26 04:22 pm (UTC)

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*snicker*

Yeah, '71 was the summer I tented with Floater on the Island. I remember it rained a lot, because the other inmates thought it funny to cut our tent ropes in the middle of the night and it's twice as exciting if it's raining.
[User Picture]From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter
2009-06-30 01:58 am (UTC)

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They settled the jurisdictional dispute by plying fire hoses on each other while the barn burned.



I'm guessing that was photoshopped. I was looking for another one, black & white, taken long before the days of the personal computer.
[User Picture]From: [info]old_blevins
2009-06-30 10:12 am (UTC)

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Wonderful!
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-30 08:22 pm (UTC)

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I would think that this was a training exercise, and they took the group portrait for the humor of it. (The replacement for the burned dining hall was burned down in a training exercise for these people's children many years later, as the camp was no longer used.)

It's a brilliant picture, though!
[User Picture]From: [info]goldispikes
2009-06-26 02:47 pm (UTC)

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So was this the summer portion of that ghastly gulag of a boarding school that you attended?

I'm with you - it's rainy, big deal! My feet don't get wet when I have to relieve myself and I have dry food to eat. Hurray!

Having said that, please let it clear up a bit for my backpacking vacation. Out there, I won't have the luxuries.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-06-26 04:17 pm (UTC)

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It was -- though I enjoyed my stay fairly thoroughly, once I got my feet under me. The disasters just make better stories!

Yeah, weather assumes greater importance when you're camping. I went on a swing through PEI and Maine once, in March, and it rained the last couple of cays, and I still have memories of how ill I was by the time I got home.
[User Picture]From: [info]natevw
2009-06-27 04:02 am (UTC)

Gulag Camp

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Aw jeez , it wasn't all _that_ bad up there . =8-)

The dining hall that was burnt down , had an old WWII vintage gas gong they used for a dinner bell , I searched the charred rubble 'till I found it and I have it still .
also a brandy new one I felt compelled to buy for some wierd reason .

The Professor neglects to mention that the outside field kitchen for the rest of the summer , was made up out of sheet metal fireboxes with grilles across thier open tops , sorta-kinda a 18' long BBQ and they went into town and bought a big back mounted tank typ of commercial bug sprayer and filled that with whatever it was they sprayed upon the nasty , 1/3 cooked chicken they tried to force feed me , I didn't eat Chicken again until I'd moved 3,200 miles away to Sunny Southern California...

The dining hall that had burnt down , was a wierd thing you'd only see in movies ~ two old trailers staggered side by side , one a 1948 the other an early 1960's and a ramshackle lodge sort of thing with a nice BIG stone fireplace , sorta-kinda attached to it , I really liked it but then I'm a country bumpkin . Jimmy B. (IIRC) and I camped there in the middle of winter once or twice and it was great .

Back at The Cabin In The Sky (it was atop a hill) , my bunk was right next to the HUGE 1930's vintage cast iron and nickle coal stove , a beautiful monstrosity that prolly weighs more than my old Mercedes .

I lost everything I owned in that fire and was never re-compensated , I found the melted remains of my old pocketwatch in the ashes .

It was , as they say , an interesting period in time .

I'd not wish it upon anyone , not ever my enemies but it was always very educational if nothing else and taught us how to amuse ourselves .
[User Picture]From: [info]ms_daisy_cutter
2009-06-30 01:59 am (UTC)

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it's rainy, big deal! My feet don't get wet when I have to relieve myself and I have dry food to eat. Hurray!

Now if it weren't for this pesky seasonal affective disorder...