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Out Of The Blue [Jul. 7th, 2009|04:05 pm]
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Sunday, we checked out of the Comfort Inn.

We'd spent the long weekend battening down the apartment. I threw away the last of the perishables, as it seems the refrigerator could be off for weeks – after that long, even pickles would die. I scoured it (unhappily; if I'd had a place to bring a lot of this stuff it could have been saved), leaving, in the end, a few bottles of beer, a couple bottles of seltzer, and one or two jello snacks that didn't need to be refrigerated, but just tasted better cold. I opened a couple boxes of baking soda and put one in the fridge and one in the freezer.

We disassembled the computer, and boxed up what little jewelry Janet has, and all of the loose electronics, which are few. We packed two week's worth of clothes. We put a box (a large Lego builder's set box) in the front hall for the landlord to put our mail in. We stopped the paper.

Mrs. Professor does our pills into those four-box-by-seven-day cases. We bought half a dozen more, and she did up meds for the next five weeks. Mrs. Professor is clever.

We drove all the impedimenta to a friend's house and put it in her spare room; the photo albums, the computer and peripherals, the stealables, the meds.

Saturday night, we watched the fireworks at the motel. We'd gone to what the motel ads called a brew pub, but it turned out to be the snack bar for a bowling alley. They did have beer, I'll grant you that. I had fried chicken – and they didn't do the thing of making one piece a fraking wing – and the wife had chicken chupacarbras. The beer was drinkable, though I did notice that the "Nut Brown Ale" was described as "a mixture of porter and lager". That's not even ale, for the love of Bacchus.

Most mornings, the breakfast buffet at the motel had a few guests eating at any one time. Sunday morning, it was packed. The line was out the door and back to the elevators. They must have been full up for the Fourth. We heard English, American Southern , Spanish, French, and Italian. The most startling guest was, essentially, Roy Orbison, hair, sunglasses, and all – save that he sat next to us and spoke Italian to his tablemates.

The girl in the electric blue bustier, two sizes too small, was notable as well.

(One morning the family at the next table was some sort of plain folk – the wife and the inbred little girl wore long cotton dresses, and the husband and the two boys wore dark trousers, Sears short sleeved shirts, and 1957 Boys Regular haircuts. (I could not help but notice that I could have stood next to them and been taken for an uncle.) They left, and a girl wearing such short shorts that I feared she'd bend over, and a guy in a ruffled shirt, took their place. "Ah, and here are the fancy people!", I murmured.)

We ate breakfast, packed the car, and waved good-bye to Morrissey Boulevard and the panoply of working-class tourists. We weren't to check in to the new place for a couple of hours, so we tried to get iced coffee and sit in the shade down near Castle Island, but the whole area was packed. Janet said that in 50 years she'd never seen it that bad. The whole causeway out to Ft. Independence was closed off; the first time we went past there was a bad-tempered lady ranger turning people away; the second time they'd backed up the barrier with a piece of equipment and there were two big scowling guy rangers as well.

We gave up and drove west, sipping on our iced coffee.
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[User Picture]From: [info]erisreg
2009-07-07 09:26 pm (UTC)

so how long

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are you to be gypsies?,..o.o
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-07 09:40 pm (UTC)

Re: so how long

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We sincerely hope to be back in the apartment August 3rd, when we come back from vacation.
[User Picture]From: [info]erisreg
2009-07-07 09:52 pm (UTC)

when we come back

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may it be so,.. enjoy the Va-Ca,..:)
[User Picture]From: [info]miss_prissy
2009-07-07 09:29 pm (UTC)

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That doesn't seem like a journal entry, that seems like an episode of "The Twilight Zone."
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-07 09:40 pm (UTC)

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Well -- it's presented for your approval.
[User Picture]From: [info]digitalemur
2009-07-07 10:57 pm (UTC)

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I don't approve of you being kept out of your apartment by the fire, but I do approve of the telling of the story!
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 04:06 pm (UTC)

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JRRT, writing about Bilbo's (first) time at Rivendell, commented that danger and hardship make a good story, but that a pleasant time has nothing to talk about. I can at least mine this for drama and descriptive phrases!
[User Picture]From: [info]martina_d
2009-07-07 11:29 pm (UTC)

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Bless your heart(s).
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 04:04 pm (UTC)

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You take me for a Time Lord? ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]_grayswandir_
2009-07-07 11:44 pm (UTC)

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Hope everything goes smoothly while you're away. :) I've been failing horribly at leaving comments recently, but have been reading all your posts, and was duly horrified by your house fire. I'm glad it wasn't any worse, but still, agh. (And I'll definitely be buying a smoke detector this week, since I've discovered that we don't even have one).

And you -- no more bourbon!
[User Picture]From: [info]vyrdolak
2009-07-08 02:33 am (UTC)

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I need to replace the one on my third floor (there's an extra kitchen up there). The previous owner put one up upside down, and I broke a piece off while replacing the battery. Plus it was square, all the ones I see at the Home Depot are round, which means I will have to paint behind it.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 03:58 pm (UTC)

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Having had a fire already in that space, I would imagine you'd be motivated, though! (If only one disaster immunized us against others.)
[User Picture]From: [info]vyrdolak
2009-07-09 02:08 am (UTC)

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One would think. It's been broken for several years.
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 04:04 pm (UTC)

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Your icon is perfectly applicable!

No more bourbon is a sad, sad thing -- but so would dying or having to call the ambulance again. And, now, instead of being in the middle of the city, we're way the heck out on the edge. I have no idea where the closest hospital may be -- Newton Wellsley, maybe?

We're hoping that one disaster inures us against others.
[User Picture]From: [info]fileg
2009-07-08 07:52 am (UTC)

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I read to jim that your lovely bride had the chicken chupacarbras - he wanted to know if that was chicken with goat cheese....
[User Picture]From: [info]natevw
2009-07-08 12:38 pm (UTC)

V. A. C. A. T. I. O. N.

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You're gonna have some fun ! .

Thanx for the story , now you know what daily life here in La La Land is like ~ wierd but entertaining too =8-) .

I'm happy to hear you two lovebirds are doing well , presumably you have a laptop ? .

[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 04:00 pm (UTC)

Re: V. A. C. A. T. I. O. N.

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We do not have a laptop! This is possibly a matter of sadness. We've been thinking about getting one, but we're waiting until the prices come down some more and you don't have to get Vista on it. Right now, though, we're stuck in the 20th.

LaLa Land -- you have Roy Orbison in a bustier? I knew there was a reason to avoid it!
[User Picture]From: [info]natevw
2009-07-08 09:35 pm (UTC)

Re: La La Land

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Roy's sitting right next to Elvis down at the Burger Pit .
Lap tops are $200.00 new , much less used at the pawn shop....
[User Picture]From: [info]liddle_oldman
2009-07-08 04:01 pm (UTC)

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Sn sn sn sn sn.

I know that's the wrong word, but it's funnier than whatever the right one is. ;)
[User Picture]From: [info]tinkbell
2009-07-09 08:12 am (UTC)

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adventures!