|To Serve Man
||[Sep. 17th, 2013|04:18 pm]
17 September 2013|
For reasons the authorities can so far only speculate on, the incidence in America of Type II diabetes is rising dramatically. According to the American Diabetic Association, there are nearly 19 million Americans diagnosed and being treated. It is at least known that DM II is correlated with plumpness, though any causation could go both ways.
As a diabetic, I'm a pincushion. Every day I test my blood four, possibly five times; each time I need to pierce my skin with a lancet to get a drop of blood. Each day I take six, possible seven injections of various insulins and Victoza, to lower insulin resistance.
I've figured out what's going on here.
It's all part of the upcoming alien invasion of Earth. All of the plump people are tenderizing themselves in advance of the conquest. It's going to be a barbeque, and we're all invited.
I actually cackled out loud at that. Nicely played, sir.
2013-09-19 12:49 pm (UTC)
To Serve Man
" tastes like chicken "
Oh , we do ? .
Needles are one thing, but if anyone produces a baster and starts talking about using it twice daily, that, my friend, is when one should start running away!
That's not tenderizing. That's when we've arrived at the barbeque.
Not that "Run away! Run away!" is not the best course here.