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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2009|07:14 am]

fileg
Cory Doctorow, at boingboing, on the TSA snowglobe ban:

The TSA says you can't carry a snow-globe onto a plane, even if it fits in your freedom baggie, because they can't measure how much liquid it contains, and therefore it must contain more than three oz of potential explosive, um, water.

TSA, meet Archimedes. He lived over 2,000 years ago and figured out how to calculate the volume of a object by measuring its displacement. If you actually believe that 3 oz is a magical high-danger threshold, please consider adding a delightful, hallucinatory element of science to your pseudoscience by putting an Archimedes tank at the checkpoint. It would be a lovely counterpoint to your other scientific tests, such as the ducking stool and the spirit-rattles.
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AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA [Nov. 14th, 2009|01:39 am]

rusty_chevy
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[Current Location |Club Data annex]
[mood | geeky]

I must have this t-shirt. XD

And so, probably, must you.
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Heidly ho... [Nov. 14th, 2009|02:23 am]

travellight
Look at me, up at 2:22 in the morning!

I am apparently the one in eight children made excitable by narcotic cough syrups!

I believe it's time for another dose.
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2009|01:27 am]

fileg


charity buzz

CharityBuzz is auctioning off a private tour of Griffith Observatory with Leonard Nimoy! The tour is for two people and the current high bid is $5,250. The proceeds will go to the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights.

Also in the auction block: A tour of Industrial Light and Magic with George Lucas. Max bid on this is $300.
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Monday [Nov. 13th, 2009|11:28 pm]

travellight
Last Monday I was making the funeral tour.

This coming Monday, Joseph the carpenter is coming to my house to pull up the 4x8 sheet of plywood I found in my hall floor when I pulled up the carpet and replacing it with hardwood to sort of match the rest of the floors in the house.

I say "sort of" because he's not staining it Monday. He's putting a thin coat of polyurethane down, and not very long from now, I'm having the floors here in my house stripped and sanded and stained darker than they are, so there's no point in having that spot stained now, since the floor around where that patch is going is pretty light already.

If I am still sick and can't go to work, then I'm going to find somewhere to park myself and knit and read, because I have wanted this fixed since I discovered it and I'm not stopping him now.

In other exciting news, I'm getting my brows waxed at noon tomorrow. The fun never ends.
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Little Tin Gods [Nov. 13th, 2009|08:04 pm]

bill_sheehan
The exercise of authority corrodes the soul. Nowhere is this more evident than in the insulated environment of the public school. The very worst examples of the corruption of power are those with the most: school administrators.

Nearby Danvers High School is an international laughing stock. Principal Tom Murray, believing that a student fad of using the nonsense word “Meep!” was somehow disruptive, used the telephone alert system to call all parents and warn them that their children could be expelled for saying “Meep.”

The local media picked up on the story. Then MSNBC and ABC News ran it. At last search, the BBC and CBC have weighed in.

New York City attorney Theodora Michaels took a few seconds to look up the principal’s and vice-principal’s email addresses from the school website, and sent them each an email. The subject line was “meep” and the body of the message repeated the single four letter word, meep. In response, she received an email from the vice-principal informing her that her email had been referred to the Danvers Police Department. She blogs about it here.

I remember a game I used to play with my parents and teachers when I was a teenager. I’ll bet you played it, too. The rules were simple: whoever loses his cool first loses the game. Danvers High School administrators have lost, and every meeping student should be proud for exposing them as tinhorn dictators and petty tyrants.

Whom gods destroy, they first make mad.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2009|05:42 pm]

mindflankr
My brother is moving back to Salt Lake tomorrow. He is ending his marriage of 16 years to a woman that verbally abused him and did not allow him to see his family. I actually think she didn't consciously abuse him....she is just a very negative person who said the meanest things. I would have never thought he would be in such a relationship. I remember him as a man with a strong personality. Now, he seems like someone that has suffered a great deal of pain. I hope being here with a large support system will bring him out of his funk and make him realize just what an amazing person he is.
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Oh hey Friday the 13th, nice head you reared just now... [Nov. 13th, 2009|06:26 pm]

elbiesee
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[mood | stressed]

Mom called not too long after Mickie and I got home...

There was a fire at Dad's nursing home.

Oshit.

Dashed over there, and they had already taken everybody outside. I helped pass around some blankets and crack some jokes while the firefighters got things cleared out. (Grease fire in the kitchen, which Pee You). Got things somewhat settled in Dad's room while Mom helped wheel people in and get some facts about what happened.

Then Dad got grumpy because his pain patch fell off and got lost in the melee and it couldn't be replaced because 1)hello morphine, you controlled substance you, and 2)a fragile diabetic wasn't doing very well after all the excitement. So he's yelling, the med aide is busy, Mom's nerves are frazzled, the kitchen staff is slow (and how long does it take to whip up sandwiches for 25 people? That's why Henry Ford invented the assembly line, people), and Mickie is wired like a cheap clock and getting in the way and climbing all over the chair I was sitting in...

Yeah, it feels like somebody took a cheese grater to my fracking nerves.

On the other hand... have I ever mentioned that Enid has really nice looking firefighters? Because yowza! And they're nice guys, too!

Andy called in the middle of this posting - I told him to hie to the liquor store for something stronger than sex-in-a-canoe beer. (Not that this longneck of Bud usually doesn't do the trick, but tonight I think I need something a bit stouter.) I have some water on the stove for pasta - he promised he'd take care of the rest, but we shall see.

Note to self: never tempt fate on Friday the 13th, no matter how good it's been to you historically.
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Atlantic's 25 Best Books of 2009 [Nov. 13th, 2009|06:42 pm]

curt_holman
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The Top 5 and the 20 runners-up. I've read half of one of these, but I have my sights on 'Wolf Hall' as the first book I'll read in 2010.
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Pirates vs Vikings? I'm bettin' on the vikings. [Nov. 13th, 2009|06:37 pm]

digitalemur
Exhibit a: a letter, sent by sibling #2, to the rest of us, around noon today, outlining shenanigans to be had.

Exhibit b: a response, carefully crafted by sibling #3, around 5 today, outlining the materials required for said shenanigans.

Exhibit c: a reply from the British sea captain, around 6:30 today, disputing Rule 11.

I invite you, now, to suggest your own ideas for shenanigans.

I'm just hoping they involve pancakes.

PS: I can explain the raccoon joke, but a lot of you ain't gonna like it.
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there's no gold. i thought i'd warn you. [Nov. 13th, 2009|06:25 pm]

matociquala
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Willie Nelson - Always Seem To Get Things Wrong]

Huh.

I just figured out what the deep thematic structure of Dust is about.

Well, that only took four years.

I feel much better now.
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Just a note. [Nov. 13th, 2009|04:09 pm]

xanath
[mood | calm]
[music |"Master & Servant," Depeche Mode]

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Daily Drawing: Masquerade [Nov. 13th, 2009|03:04 pm]

erikamoen
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Masquerade
For Sale on Etsy


This one took three hours, waaaay over my 'must be completed within one hour' guideline :P But I really, really enjoyed working on it and I think I can actually use it for something else later on.

This is officially the second Daily Drawing that I've been happy with! Man, you'd think with me drawing comics all the time that I'd be comfortable drawing just regular ol' stand-alone illustrations but I'm really, really, really not. But then again, that's one of the reasons behind doing one a day now, to force me to get comfortable-er drawing! So.

Batman.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2009|04:40 pm]

interactiveleaf

Indian eunuchs given separate IDs



India's Election Commission has given eunuchs an independent identity by letting them choose their gender as "other" on ballot forms.
The commission said it had received representation from various individuals and interest groups on the subject.
So far, eunuchs were forced to put down their gender as either male or female.
There are about 500,000 eunuchs in India. Known as hijras, they comprise the hermaphrodite, transvestite and transsexual communities.
Eunuchs are feared and reviled in many parts of India, where some believe they have supernatural powers.
The BBC's Geeta Pandey in Delhi says the election commission's recognition of eunuchs as an independent group is a first step towards an official recognition of the community which has so far remained on the margins of society.

'Readily agreed'
"The commission has duly considered the request and has decided to allow eunuchs and transsexuals to indicate their sex as 'Other' where they do not want to be described as male or female," the Election Commission said in a press release.
"Necessary instructions have been issued to all electoral registration officers through the chief electoral officers of all states and union territories (areas directly administered by the central government in Delhi) to give effect to the above decision of the commission."
The commission said it had received several representations from individuals and groups to include eunuchs in the electoral rolls with a separate identity.
"When the representations came, we readily agreed," Times of India newspaper quoted Election Commissioner SY Qureishi as saying.
"Why should a section of the population be left out? The decision will help in mainstreaming a section of the population," he said.
Most eunuchs earn a living by collecting cash gifts from people during marriages and child births.
But in recent times, with the decline in their traditional roles, many have been forced to work as commercial sex workers.
However some have contested elections and entered the public arena.
But correspondents say these success stories are rare.
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oh you little devils of alcohol and caffeine [Nov. 13th, 2009|05:28 pm]

matociquala
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[mood | smug]
[music |Junior Brown -Broke Down South of Dallas]

I have just discovered Junior Brown, thanks to Pandora. (I just wish it would stop trying to turn this into the All Allison Krause Channel. SRSLY) I mean, I kind of vaguely knew about his existence, but I didn't know I loved him with a deep and abiding passion. Dude.

I also wrote 2001 words on Grail this afternoon, which is pretty damned good for a girl who spent three and a half hours at the gym this morning.

I also did the stop-in-the-middle-of-a-sentence thing, because, well, I want to write the next bit I have to write, and that will encourage me to get a move on in the morning.

Tomorrow night, on the other hand, I will be here:

November 14, 2009
8:00 PM The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County, Saddle River Valley Cultural Center, 305 West Saddle River, Upper Saddle River, Bergen County, NJ

[info]batwrangler will be my wingman, because she is awesome, and will drive down with me so I don't die on the way home.


13011 / 100000 words. 13% done!

Mean things today: second-guessing your ancestors, jihads and crusades, fear of alien invasion.
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Good News, Darlings. [Nov. 13th, 2009|02:28 pm]

xanath
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[mood | relieved]
[music |"You Spin Me Roun (Like A Record)," Dead or Alive]

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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2009|03:16 pm]

interactiveleaf
BRB. Going to Kentucky.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2009|01:43 pm]

interactiveleaf
So, it turns out that there's water on the moon after all. Lots of it, actually.
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Unanimous [Nov. 13th, 2009|02:30 pm]

ratphooey
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There were parent-teacher conferences at #1's school this morning.

Except that they call them student-led conferences, and the idea is for the children to conduct the session, and talk about what they do in school, and what they like about it (and what they don't like).

In and around this, his teacher went over the various assessment activities they've done so far this year. Unsurprisingly, #1 has already accomplished all of the educational goals for 4k (and then some).

The thing he himself had been most concerned about, his writing ability, has increased in leaps and bounds in just the two+ months he's been there; a series of sheets on which he'd written his name attested to the improvement he's made.

He proudly showed us around his classroom, explaining all the regular activities, and then toured us around the building to the Spanish, art and music rooms.

His teachers all love him.

That makes it unanimous.
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KICK-ASS Trailer [Nov. 13th, 2009|01:41 pm]

filkertom
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Definitely some potential.
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