Professor Liddle-Oldman (liddle_oldman) wrote,
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Your Insatiable Chick Will Be Full Of Pleasure

Some time past, my company switched email programs and providers, and ever since I get a daily report of the spam the system filtered out. For quite some time, the spammers seemed to be making unfortunate assumptions about my private life. Amused, I collected some of the better spam titles, meaning to share them at some point. More recently, all of the spam has offered me watches, and occasionally software, which is nowhere as entertaining. This morning, however, I received such inventively titled spam that I had to share.

Some of the titles in the past, cut and pasted for full effect, have been:

Hold the confidence in your palm, wear it in your pants.
A big tool will open a lock to any woman's heart.
Does 8 incches Enough 4 U
Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure
Never disappoint her again!
Last chance to supercharge your performance
Increase your size and stamina.
Intercourse
You can increase the time of your act
Over 10 million men made their women happy, and you?
Feel your tool grow in just one week.


And

It is more. Thicker. Longer. More long.

But, today, came a message I nearly opened, not in thought of answering it, but just to find out where they were going, specifically –

Panties Of Jolie.

I'm thinking it might be just south of the Straits of Hercules, and maybe not, but, you know, "down south" is going to be in it somewhere.
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